The posh one. Where Hugh Grant met Julia Roberts. West is traditionally the clean, calm and conservative half of London. The super-rich own houses in Knightsbridge, Chelsea and Kew. They lunch in Mayfair and shop on King’s Road. It’s in a bubble. There are more affordable areas, like Acton, which are well connected but a world away from upmarket Kensington. Most people go to West London to stare at deer in Richmond Park, visit the museums, or to sit riverside with an Aperol Spritz, pretending they’re in Venice. Oh, then there’s Notting Hill Carnival. Every August, the streets come alive with Caribbean calypso, curried goat and rum-soaked costumes. It’s colourful chaos. One of the biggest parties of the year and a hallmark of summer in West London.