Australia / working holiday
And why it’s okay to order pot at the bar. (Don’t worry Officer, it’s merely a beer measure).
Here's our guide to making yourself understood by your new workmates. AND at the bar. Where apparently, it's okay to order pot without getting arrested.
Goon = Cheap wine, comes in a box. Use in a sentence: "Grab the goon bag and let's go to Damo's place."
Grog = Beer. Simple enough. However, the measurements can be a minefield and differ per state:
Pot: A small-sized beer (285ml).
Middy: The same size as a pot, but in Western Australia and New South Wales.
**Schooner:**A large beer (425ml) other than in South Australia, where they confusingly refer to this as a pint.
Pint: An actual pint (570ml). Finally, something that makes sense.
Stubbie: A bottled beer, usually found in a stubbie holder/beer anorak to keep it cool.
**Slab:**A 24-pack of beer.
Confused? A beer would probably help.
Barbie = Barbecue. Use in a sentence: "Put a snag on Ken's barbie."
(Snag = Sausage).
Esky = Portable icebox. Use in a sentence "Chuck that slab in the esky, warm beers are for Poms." (See ‘Poms’).
Bottle-O = Liquor shop, often of the 'drive-thru' variety. Yes, you heard correctly. Use in a sentence: "Can we stop at the Bottle-O on the way to Ken’s barbie? I'm parched."
Spunk = A gentleman of more than average good looks. Use in a sentence: "Kath, your old man's a right spunk!"
Root = Starts with F, sounds like duck. Use in a sentence: "The tire on my bike is rooted."
Pash = First base.
Big note = To brag or boast.
Hard yakka = Hard work.
Arvo = Afternoon.
No wackas= No worries.
Chuck a sickie = Getting fired if caught.
Thongs = Flip flops or jandals, NOT an undergarment.
Use in a sentence: "Mate, saw your nan in her new thongs, she looked smoking."
G-banger = THIS is an undergarment.
Flanno = Checked shirt, commonly worn by lumberjacks and hipsters.
Singlet = A sleeveless garment or vest.
Togs = Swimwear.
Budgie smugglers = Don’t go there.
Pom = An English person (not always complimentary). Use in a sentence: "Can't believe those bleedin' Poms beat us as cricket again!" (Those Bleedin' Poms: "We can")
Relos = Relatives.
Bogan = Someone from the country (not always complimentary). May or may not come with a mullet.
Use in a sentence: "That singlet makes you look like a right bogan."
Old mate = Anyone whose name you don’t know.
Use in a sentence: "I just saw old mate down the pub.”
Ken oath = For real.
Ute = A pick-up truck.
Duna = Duvet.
Spewin’ = To be angry.
Other suggested methods of communicating with an Australian include raising the end of each sentence to sound like you're asking a question (think Destiny's Child, ‘Question?’) and adding an 'o' at the end of everyone's name.
Good luck! And remember JEN-setters, we’re here for all your Australia working holiday needs (translation services also included).
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Hannah Jeffery
Staff | London
Our Global Brand Manager has worked in Australia, New Zealand and Canada. Her best job was working on a Great Barrier Reef dive boat, and her worst was de-leafing tomatoes. She now lives in London where she tirelessly lobbies for a tomato free office.
"Mate, saw your nan in her new thongs, she looked smoking."
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